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June 2, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Supporters of presidential candidate Ron Paul
are starting their very own cities "containing
100% Ron Paul supporters and/or people that
live by the ideals of freedom and liberty."
The first such Ronburgh is located in West Texas.
Yes, f'reals.
The Top 14 Signs You're in Ron Paulville
- The local Paul-Mart sells nothing but guns, knives, batteries and tinfoil hats.
- Since they don't expressly involve the "pursuit of happiness," funerals are banned.
- Despite a score of 25-2, little league games last 20 or more innings, with the trailing team refusing to admit defeat.
- Littering is discouraged, although it *is* okay to waste your vote.
- Constant complaints about the size of the city government -- even though there *is* no city government.
- It's easier to get a bazooka permit than decent sushi.
- Mayor Willie Nelson's prayer breakfast? Oreos.
- Yours is the only town in Irrelevant County.
- All the men dress in drag and... oops. That's RuPaulville!
- Your house keeps getting egged by those hoodlums from across the tracks in Noneoftheaboverton.
- *Nobody* belongs to the Homeowners' Association or Neighborhood Watch.
- The citizens of nearby Perotville and Nader Heights all think you're nuts.
- "City Hall" is just a guy in a tent with a spiral notebook.
and the Number 1 Sign You're in Ron Paulville...
- In a bedroom community where the motto is "Like minded people, coming together," you're either in Paulville or Hefnerland.
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Selected from 54 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 1, 11 (5th #1)
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2, 13 Hall of Famer
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 3, 8 Website
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, 6 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 6
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 9
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 10
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 14 Website / Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 14
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Cramps, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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