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I scream. You scream. We all scream.
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August 1, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
And so it begins.
TopFive is back and cranking up Fiver Month,
during which each day's list will be compiled by
one of the moderators of our Little Fiver lists.
First up, we've got Dave Goudsward, who keeps
the teenage victims lined up over at Top5 Horror.
His latest book, Shadows Over New England, is a
guide to geographical locations in New England
mentioned in horror (print, television and movies),
and his *upcoming* book is a 50th anniversary
retrospect on the classic horror movie, "The Fly."
Dave's website is shadows-over.com
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The Top 17 Signs Your Summer Camp
Has a Killer on the Loose
- That creepy Bates kid brought his Mom again.
- The guy sitting next to you is toasting his marshmallows on the blade of his chainsaw.
- You finally got head from Dawn Nuccio. You just didn't expect to find it in your foot locker.
- "Your bloody head on a pike" is scratched permanently into the "Today's Special" blackboard.
- Lights out at 9. Knives out at 10.
- It's been years since anyone survived late-night skinny dipping.
- The only craft offered is making tattooed leather lamp shades.
- The camp's posted "Teenagers Fornicating in the Woods" Threat Level has been elevated to red.
- Your shoes are stored neatly together under your bed. Your bunkmate's shoes are strewn 20 yards apart by the edge of the woods.
- The creepy camp media tech is taking pre-orders of "I Know What's Going to Happen to You This Summer"
- As the week goes on, your fight for who gets the top bunk becomes moot.
- At first you thought it was the proximity to Neverland Ranch. But now even the *girls* are starting to disappear.
- The first item on your scavenger hunt? Sally's spleen.
- By day 6, the nightly campfire jamboree is down to you, one ugly counselor, and that creepy Michael Myers kid.
- Your "Cabin Mom" is Jamie Lee Curtis and even she's starting to look a little nervous.
- No guitars at the sing along -- only a theremin.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Summer Camp
Has a Killer on the Loose...
- Your camp counselors have no other film credits.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.
Join today!
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Selected from 112 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1, 8 (42nd #1) Hall of Famer
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN -- 2, 5, 12 (Hat trick!)
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 3
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 6
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 9
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 11
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 14
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 15, 16 Hall of Famer
- M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 17
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- Zombie Master
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- W.A.S.P., Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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