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June 10, 2008
The Top 12 Signs It's Almost Summer
- Linda in Accounting finally stops wearing wool socks with her Birkenstocks.
- You can cool the doghouse with the breeze from your spinning electricity meter.
- Bill Nye the Science Guy demonstrates how it is now possible to fry an egg on Howie Mandel's head.
- Excitement building over the pre-pre-pre-Christmas sale at the mall.
- Goth chicks actually have to start applying white make-up.
- Amy Winehouse has uncovered her in-ground pool and filled it with vermouth.
- Would-be candidates already gearing up for the 2012 U.S. presidential primary season.
- Oil company CEOs now lighting their cigars with $100 bills instead of the usual fifties.
- Annoying parking ramp attendant switches from asking "Cold enough for ya?" to asking "Hot enough for ya?"
- Parenting blogs display ticker counting the days until school starts up again.
- Barack Obama starting to develop a bit of a tan line.
and the Number 1 Sign It's Almost Summer...
- Father O'Leary needs to fan himself more often than usual during the middle-school boys' choir practices.
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Selected from 188 submissions from 70 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 1 (Woohoo!)
- Steve Fey, Henderson NV -- 2
- Rob Graber, Minneapolis, MN -- 3, 4
- Jeremy Shelley, Huntsville, AL -- 5, 7
- William Angus, Ridgefield Park, NJ -- 5
- Michael Davis, San Antonio, TX -- 5
- Lisette Dugas, Fredericton, NB, Canada -- 5
- John Erjavec V, Austin, TX -- 5
- Nancy Gold, Cambridge, MA -- 5
- Michael Harper, Lakewood, CO -- 5
- Karen Hochman, New York, NY -- 5
- Guy Reeves, Houston, TX -- 5
- Mark Spence, Oklahoma City, OK -- 5
- Bruce K. Skillin, Seattle, WA -- 6
- Kurt Witzig Duluth, MN -- 8, 9
- Al Boss, Seattle, WA -- 9
- Gina Donahue, Boston, MA -- 9
- James Rice, North Tustin, CA -- 9
- Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI -- 9
- Keith Trahan, San Diego, CA -- 9
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 10
- Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX -- 11
- Richard Claiborne, Hollywood, CA -- 12
- Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR -- 12
- James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 12
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Elvis Costello, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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