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Hall of Fame Ansley Bartow Bauer Brown Clodfelter Downey Evans Freels Fruit Hart LeMel Henry Hering Hill Hollister Hurd Hull Jacobson Kass Knorr Koho Kwon James Johnson Lindsey Louderback Maybo Moore Moser Muse Olson Paternoster Rosenberg Rogers Scherer Schmidt Simanek C. Smith E. Smith Spiro Stoudt Swain Treusch Troise Voigt Walker Warner Weckerly Weilevy Weiner Weiss Wesley White Woo MIA Chris Troise has been a contributor to TopFive since the dark, dark days of 1994 and he is absolutely thrilled that the days are now just dark. Maintaining his lazy-ass methodology of only submitting entries to those topics that reeked of comedy gold, Chris watched horrified, yet detached, as year after year new contributors passed all his high marks and went on to personal glory and TopFive IPO riches. After innocently starting one of the most heated and hated contributor arguments of all time, "Fat People Eat Too Much," Chris quit the contributor chat list before the Internet as we knew it was brought to its knees. With the only consolation in life being that he was the role model for Sex and the City's "Mr. Big" character, he threw in the bachelor life, got married, and had a beautiful baby girl. Chris now spends his time doting on her and his wife when he's not too busy submitting to TopFive and leading a life of crime. Inducted in 2002 © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.