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Hall of Fame Ansley Bartow Bauer Brown Clodfelter Downey Evans Freels Fruit Hart LeMel Henry Hering Hill Hollister Hurd Hull Jacobson Kass Knorr Koho Kwon James Johnson Lindsey Louderback Maybo Moore Moser Muse Olson Paternoster Rosenberg Rogers Scherer Schmidt Simanek C. Smith E. Smith Spiro Stoudt Swain Treusch Troise Voigt Walker Warner Weckerly Weilevy Weiner Weiss Wesley White Woo MIA As part of Jeff Scherer's audition to become a member of the storied think tank that is TopFive, he came up with the Chinese Movie Titles List, thus inadvertently convincing the New York Times and Peter Jennings that the Chinese title for Babe was translated as "The Happy Dumpling-to-Be Who Talked and Solved Agricultural Problems." He went on to author such other hoaxes as The Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe, Waking Up in a Bathtub Full of Ice Sans Kidneys and The Inherent Profitability of the Internet.       In addition to his day job(s) designing for magazines, films and the Web, Jeff fills the rest of his days writing screenplays and stage plays, doing stand-up routines, playing guitar, thinking up get-rich-the-long-and-hard-way schemes... all as part of an impressive attempt to avoid getting the exercise he so desperately needs. He currently lives in Manhattan and converses mainly in Esperanto. Inducted in 2002 © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.