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Hall of Fame Ansley Bartow Bauer Brown Clodfelter Downey Evans Freels Fruit Hart LeMel Henry Hering Hill Hollister Hurd Hull Jacobson Kass Knorr Koho Kwon James Johnson Lindsey Louderback Maybo Moore Moser Muse Olson Paternoster Rosenberg Rogers Scherer Schmidt Simanek C. Smith E. Smith Spiro Stoudt Swain Treusch Troise Voigt Walker Warner Weckerly Weilevy Weiner Weiss Wesley White Woo MIA Carl Knorr Born a poor young country boy to Mizz Ellie Mae Nature of East Cowtip, Ohio, Carl's youth consisted mainly of sitting all day long and singing songs to everyone until he was compelled to move to the City of Akron by an ethereal call to serve the greater good. Once in Akron, he entered college under his adopted superhero name (borrowed from a delicious spinach dip mix he had at a Super Bowl party), and dedicated his young adulthood to fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way. After learning that there was no money in all that rah-rah crap, Carl fell back on his Accounting degree and began his daytime career working for lying, corrupt, offshoring bastards. At night, however, Carl remains true to his higher calling - writing smart-assed jokes and commentary from his home-office stronghold of Devo City. Inducted in 2005 © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.