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Hall of Fame Ansley Bartow Bauer Brown Clodfelter Downey Evans Freels Fruit Hart LeMel Henry Hering Hill Hollister Hurd Hull Jacobson Kass Knorr Koho Kwon James Johnson Lindsey Louderback Maybo Moore Moser Muse Olson Paternoster Rosenberg Rogers Scherer Schmidt Simanek C. Smith E. Smith Spiro Stoudt Swain Treusch Troise Voigt Walker Warner Weckerly Weilevy Weiner Weiss Wesley White Woo MIA Marsha Clodfelter, TopFive's resident Florence Nightingale, swears her early interest in nursing began long before she took the wheels off her training bra. Turning her sandpail into an enema bucket, she created havoc in kitty litter boxes throughout her neighborhood. As the token redhead of TopFive contributors, who raises blood pressures with her feminist rants and strong opinions, she considers it her life's work to "unclog arteries." Dubbed the "master mistress dominatrix of the snappy one-liner," lethal brevity is her forte. Joining the ranks of Top 5 contributors convinced her there are a lot of "mentally unstable people out there and a lot of 'em are Top5 contributors." So she recently returned to college classrooms and research papers, pursuing a psychology degree. Few know that President Clinton has expressed interest in her thesis research "Taser Guns: Enhance Your Sex Life." She owes her humor-writing interest to her grade-school music teacher, who, after hearing her sing, suggested she write. Inducted in 1999 © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.