July 1
Fun Facts About Chinese Hip-Hop
July 2
Things Found in Bill Gates's Desk
July 3
Ways Modern-Day Americans Can Declare Their Independence From England (Part I)
July 7
Ways Modern-Day Americans Can Declare Their Independence From England (Part II)
July 8
Things Overheard at the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
July 9
Marketing Slogans for a Fake Grandchild Doll
July 10
Good Things About Summer School
July 11
Out-of-Office E-Mails We'd Like to See (Part I)
July 14
Out-of-Office E-Mails We'd Like to See (Part II)
July 15
Worst Names for Celebrity Babies
July 16
Favorite Movies of Nudists
July 17
Surprises in the Verne Troyer Sex Video
July 18
Bad Choices for Yacht Names
July 22
Names for Small-Market NBA Teams (Part I)
July 23
Names for Small-Market NBA Teams (Part II)
July 24
Differences in a World Without Men
July 25
Proposed Events for the 2008 Office Olympics
July 28
Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogans (Part I)
July 29
Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogans (Part II)
July 31
Picnic Pick-up Lines